What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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