Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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