Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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