BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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