His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
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