thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
