We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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