I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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