I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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