your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Randomize
