you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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