what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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