I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
