reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Randomize
