Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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