She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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