I've blown a few things in my day
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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