I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
time to smoke my breakfast
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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