More tranny stories later!
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize
