she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
i just saw a guiness commercial where the guiness was on the verge of spilling the whole time. i was on the edge of my seat scared shitless. im an alcoholic.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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