we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
She bit a glass in half.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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