get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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