none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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