Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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