his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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