I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Send help, water and tortillas.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
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