if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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