He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
He better not be in your backpack
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
You did what with his pubic hair?
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