I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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