I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
This is your typical "sorry i got drunk and tried to seduce you into having sex while you were throwing up" text.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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