At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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