sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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