Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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