My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I'm sorry I came to your house drunk and fed pizza to your dog.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Randomize
