I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think i have herpe
just one?
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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