shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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