Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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