Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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