He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
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