Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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