So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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