It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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