I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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