Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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