what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
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