I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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