Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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