Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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