do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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