just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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